"Something's Up" In America's Big Berg
featuring
Selected Poems from The Alaska Mystery Collection
and The Tree Series
by Paula Marie Rose
The YAHOO Message Boards I use can be an entertaining public forum, and are always insightful. Today,during my computer applications class, I, once again, had a technical glitch while creating a form in ACCESS 2010. I've spent the last few weeks going through the workbook and completing the lessons, but with many unusual errors which even the instructor seemed puzzled about, and Do Overs were not always successful. I've used approximately six (6) different computers in the class, and the same workbook as other students, but I seem to have more data issues and errors in the ACCESS lessons than others do. When the Instructor showed me the selection in the field was incorrect for the function, and that was the cause of the error, I agreed; however, the original information was directly from the Lesson files, which myself and others have used before, without that error. Etc., Etc., Etc.
There are plenty of other topics posted, complete with DoubleSpeak, Innuendos, Predictions, and some complete BS. They are posted below this topic, and I'll add more when something of interest comes up.
I knew where to go to look for answers, especially since Jeff (using the moniker of "theterribleleft" and I had had a Messenger Chat exchange on Sunday, (see below,) and he specifically mentioned my computer applications class.
Yes, on one hand, his comments could be seen as interest in my studies and an expression of good wishes; or, quite the reverse meaning, and an indication of CONtinued unusual errors or glitches. Sort of a modified version of DoubleSpeak, but both my Grammy and my Mom told me "The Gremlins" have very long fingers. I usually refer to them as "Elves;" regardless of the label, they all appear to be some branch of The Big Tree, which must be at least 75 years old.
I expect any computer or software I'm using for here and forward to be operating correctly and functioning properly; yes, with the occassional operator error, but nothing like I've seen recently.
I'm sure even The Momma of The Big Tree taught it the Botany version to "Keep Your Hands To Yourself," which includes All Fingers and Thumbs. In addition, Momma Tree also taught the "KYHTY" version in Data Structure, the Computer Tree of Roots, Outer Nodes, Branch Nodes, Leaf Nodes, Parent Nodes, Child Nodes, and Terminal Nodes.
Class begins at 8:30 AM; I'll be there.
Postings from Wednesday, March 20, 2013
I seem to have an unusual amount of technical glitches that classmates
don't.
Operator error
:~)
czarinaofcamelyacht • 1 hour 28 minutes ago
czarinaofcamelyacht • 38 minutes ago
Back from class, and working on the newest chapter of Frozen Fiefdom: SPY or LIE? GS or BS? Information and CONversation; YAHOO Message Board Style.
I'm sure it will a rather popular chapter of Frozen Fiefdom. Thanks to y'all for your insightful comments!
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CHAT from Sunday, March 17, 2013
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theterriblele... is not in your Contacts
Me:
test
theterribleleft:
your on
as usual
Me:
just for a minute, you filled up my text box!
theterribleleft:
im sorry i just wanted to check in to the big tree
see if you had any missions for me
Me:
Your BS DS is showing already! Your VM stated you were the Big Tree.
theterribleleft:
know you are the big tree keeper
i would lose it surly.....
Me:
I don't text, as it seems to go to more than just the person I want it to, like number and then Address 2, etc.
theterribleleft:
did you buy any shoes?
high heeled red ones like from the photo?
Me:
It was more of an exchange, the pair I bought a couple weeks ago were too wide in the heel.
theterribleleft:
what was that movie clip you sent to me with the girl and long legs a brit film maybe?
Me:
That Orsen Wells movie you rec.? She was worth watching
theterribleleft:
your aplications class? is it office aps?
Me:
Did I sent the clip? I think you sent it to me.
Yes, MS office 2010.
theterribleleft:
cyprus.....a 10% tax on savings accounts?
look for a run on banks in cyprus tommorow
that is nice i hope you get everything you want out of the class.....
Me:
Their banks are closed tomorrow for a previously scheduled holiday.
theterribleleft:
good to know, that is why i like talking to you. You always have something to add.....
Me:
There are Elves or something in the programs; even the Teacher seems to find it puzzling,
theterribleleft:
so i guess you now have this email?
Me:
Same email as always, as you know damn good and well
theterribleleft:
did you change your # already?
Me:
Say?
theterribleleft:
say what?
you told me so?
Me:
Why did you panic over my posting of my latest poem last week? It wasn't even one of my best.
theterribleleft:
panic?
after the bottles of pills i gathered the gumption to call......
i still think we should get together and join forces...
do you have any missions big tree?
Me:
The only pills you've taken are laxatives.
theterribleleft:
maybe
i did see some of the new insights on FF
Me:
I know my stuff, as you well know.
theterribleleft:
sanders is your married name?
or maden?
gail is also sanders right
so maybe maden?
Me:
I wondered why you used that in another VM today. And stop asking questions which you alredy know the answer to.
Why would someone from Palistinian Territory be on FF today?
theterribleleft:
why would they not?
did your youngest ever make it too college
Me:
Never seen that IP or country label before
theterribleleft:
or is she still serving movies to ak.....
Me:
Israel, yes, but not Palistine
theterribleleft:
i dont know
Me:
SOMEBODY Does.
theterribleleft:
have you been italy?
Me:
And JP Morgan Chase was on earlier this month, and Bulgaria today; all looking at the CIA Chapter.
theterribleleft:
why have you not mentioned judy or moulder?
did you kill them as well?
Me:
I think that Cyprus bank blowup was anticipated by a few.
What are you yammering about? You know very well where I currently live. Judy and I are having lunch next wee; Mulder will have to stay at home with kibbles and his water bowl.
theterribleleft:
is the market going higher?
last heard you were couch surfing.....
is what i thought you said....
Me:
Probably, because I'm in cash mostly. S&P is seeing strong resistance and a triple top.
theterribleleft:
me you a camper and the open road.....
Me:
I did mention couch surfing and the I Love You Balloon.
theterribleleft:
sounds intreaging....
i hope your doing well......
i know you have your doubts but i do wish the best for you.....
Me:
Same Fabulous Old Broad as always, and stop with the BS already!
theterribleleft:
i read about the balloon
odd is it not.....
what do you love?
Me:
I am going to the Big Berg for a visit, and I expect my time there to be pleasant and uninterrupted by any shenanigans the Big Tree might be passin' up or down the ladder to annoy or inconvenience me.
theterribleleft:
claire?
Me:
What do I love? My daughter Claire, great pizza, sunny CA, the mysteries of outer space, etc.
theterribleleft:
a tall blond man?
a normal guy from ohio?
anyone anything???
Me:
What tall blond man? Ancient flame from my younger days lives in NV; yes, I did love him at that time.
theterribleleft:
lost for worlds.......are you?
Me:
You've jumbled your own question.
theterribleleft:
your a queen at not answering them....
thats how i know your a woman.......
Me:
RIGHT. You're so forthcoming, and precise.
theterribleleft:
you need to show me how to take better pics i want a class......
please
Me:
I think you'd do yourself a favor by signing up for my Charm Camp.
theterribleleft:
when can i schedule you in.....
i saw a 50k cabin outside of stanton....
Me:
Where?
theterribleleft:
stanton
ky
Me:
And Teeny Tinys were featured on Yahoo today.
theterribleleft:
has the darkest day yet came?
Me:
I'm not in the homebuying market, and won't be for some time unless the global markets collapse and I have enough guts to buy in near the bottom.
theterribleleft:
or will solar flares erupt another crisis...
paula
Me:
Actually, that's an interesting point. Today the solar indicator is Normal, Storm! which means a solar storm is in progress.
theterribleleft:
dont be afraid to write
Me:
you know my name, same as always.
theterribleleft:
did you change your #
Me:
what number?
theterribleleft:
i hope i did not scare you away....
your phone silly
and when are you going to show me how to take pics.....
no sex has to be involved and i promise to act like a complete adult....
Me:
Let's see; you've phoned me 3x today, and sent several texts. Logically speaking, I'd say you know my number, and its been the same since 2007.
What are you insinuating?
theterribleleft:
did you change it or have it stopped disconected ex.....?
is a small home in your future?
look at that area of the big island....people collect rain water ex...its not bad living
and pic school is when
Me:
Shor Nuf, as soon as that Big Tree decides to send a producer and director my way with a contract for buying movie rights to Frozen Fiefdom.
theterribleleft:
there is a hunting camp for sale in maine....
i would like to do a adventure hunting camp
full of agresive animals that want to hunt you too
that could be fun.......and profitable
i dont care if you change your # and or dont give me the new one....
Me:
Good analogy of the hunted becoming the hunter; believe I've used that one myself.
theterribleleft:
ill buy it for a dollar
ill buy it for 20....
ok ok ok 100
what will you take?
50k
1m
Me:
For what?
theterribleleft:
50m
?
Me:
Frozen Fiefdom movie rights?
I haven't really thought of a number, but I'm a remarkably reasonable gal, and could probably come up with an initial sales price plus royalties. It could be made into one of the best movies ever; IF the right people were given it to produce.
Did you fat finger flub your connection?
theterribleleft:
FF
ill be back
write me if you wish
it was nice talking to you
i hope to keep in touch
Me:
OK "Arnold". but try to use an original line next time...
theterribleleft:
i will
think about camera class
your pics are good and i could use the help
Me:
BTW, let's be certain that I'm not "terminated," and I don't photo humans or teach photography. I'm rather impatient and crabby; so I'd suggest signing up at your local CC.
Talking to theterribleleft
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When Somebody doesn't like another voicing their views, opinions, and facts; out come the hounds at full speed!
I was going to post this little poem on Craigslist, but it was too much bother with creating an accout, etc. And, I'm not much in the mood for dating. So I posted it on the Yahoo! SPY Message Board.
SPDR S&P 500 Message Board
is exactly as it appears.
One notices subtle differences between branches,
especially while using one's eyes or ears.
A creak, a snap, a swoosh, or a rustle;
all are sounds which signal a Hustle.
Easy to see, no mystery to me;
Do you also know of that Big Tree?
A CONversation the other day,
indicated the game was still in play;
and would probably be so until my dying day.
With my usual good humor, I take such words in stride,
but I'm not one with something to hide.
My oh my, what could it be?
Something Alien or Evil which lurks in the forest behind that Big Tree?
A small Gnome, peering into every home?
Or beady eyes of an Elf, watching from an upper shelf?
Perhaps a Troll who is rather droll, may want to step out for a stroll.
Trees, Branches, Leaves, and Bark,
Are these words simply written as lark?
What about a picnic in a park?
A very ordinary day; Missing Time can happen anyway.
If my words connect a dot or two with you,
send me a pleasant greeting, or a boo.
SWF, tall, fit, black hair, blue/green eyes, some say "beautiful," challenges your mind. a.k.a. The "Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress" Less
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blackoutbuzz • Mar 10, 2013 10:53 PM
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And, when another poster posted this message, I knew it was just this side of Somebody shouting "Uncle." So to speak.
RELEASE
Sentiment: Strong Sell
Doublin' Down on the DoubleSpeak; that's an All Time Low!
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