"Something's Up" In America's Big Berg
featuring
Selected Poems from The Alaska Mystery Collection
and The Tree Series
by Paula Marie Rose
Beth has been a friend of my family for over 35 years. I sent the two emails below to her because other people say that she was aware of, and had seen, this alleged Missing Persons report which was filed on me.
I thought that it was very unusual for Beth to not reply. Like my family members, she is also quick with a funny comeback or comment. There are a few emails at the bottom of the page she and I exchanged between August 23, 2007 and September 26, 2007. All have the same subject of Shannon's Birthday, which she initially sent to me on August 20, 2007. Shannon's birthday is only one day, but continuing with the same subject line is "Close Enough For Government Work," as the saying goes.
I used her same email address to send the December 2007 and January1, 2008 emails. Being as this was a more serious issue on one hand, as Police were involved; yet completely outrageous on the other, I expected some sort of reply from her. On the off chance that she never received the emails; she is close to my sister Gail, and would have heard all about them. And the Beth I knew would have been on the horn, asking "What???"
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Date: | Tue, 1 Jan 2008 08:58:09 -0800 (PST) |
From: | "PR" <jayoubetyou@yahoo.com> |
Subject: | It's 2008!!! |
To: | Beth |
Date: Tue, 1 Jan 2008 08:22:34 -0800 (PST)
From: PR <jayoubetyou@yahoo.com>
Subject: It's 2008!!!
To: gail <>, anna <>,
mark <>, val <>,
"Eric , EWS <>,
Claire <>, dad <>,
mom <>, Dale
Hi Everyone and hello from sunny Florida!!
Wasn't 2007 an exciting year? I could do a recap of mine, but that would be redundant.
I'm busy with my research, and the depth and breadth of old scandals and coverups, alleged corruption and fraud , is truly astonishing. And statewide, not just in Juneau. Who'da thunk that so many people could be so easily bought off, and or coerced? But as Dad used to say "Everybody's hiding something" and "Corruption at the highest level." That was before I knew what the word "corruption" meant.
Someone suggested that my investigations could be "dangerous", which is silly. We have Police, State Troopers, CIA, FBI, a few honest DA's, and Whistleblower Laws to protect those who "rip the sheets off the stiffs" so to speak. Isn't that right?
Gosh, if I'm wrong about that, it's a damn good thing I have started a "Fictional" version of this story, which might actually be a plus. Here's a line you'll be sure to remember "...that Frozen Fiefdom which operates much like a Banana Republic."
Please email your character name of choice and any occupation you'd like to give yourself; Gail shall remain "Natasha" the double dipping agent for CIA and KGB, being as she already has chosen that name, and occupation, for herself. I suppose I won't be able to use the "OMITTED BY PMR" name as your employer; because that might actually lead someone to poke around at what's really going on at your ***** outlet. I can't "spill the beans!!" You will recognize yourself in the chapter "Cold War in Cotswald" SENTENCE OMITTED BY PMR>
And who could pass up the opportunity of Sharkey's name rolling into "Fin Grin?" I wish you would have had the suit on in this photo, OMITTED. What a waste it was to have it rolling around in your SUV. Your character is developing into the Big Wig for bankrolling International R&D projects for wastewater management. The Nuclear development aspect of your real job at OMITTED would have been much more exciting, but I'll be able to make sewage treatment appear glamourous and profitable.
I'll most likely leave Jay and Claire out of the entire story, being as there are already so many real life characters and events to wade through. I have another story which Claire is much more suited to be a character in. And someone intelligent might add things up and figure out "Gee, this story appears to be more than based on actual events; and doesn't that sound like the Sanders Family from Douglas?."
Although I will use Jewel in her real life day job of "Madame Jade"
the Dominatrix. She loves attention, and even has personalized license plates to advertise herself. I'm surprised the CA DMV authorized them, I believe it's "Madam" and I have a photo somewhere. But hey, everybody's got to make a buck. "One Man's Porn is Another Man's Kink." It only depends on who is buying; if it's legal, or not
Since none of you have produced that alleged "Missing Persons" report which Anna supposedly filed on me, Paula Marie Rose, last summer; I'll have one created by the publisher to match my character name.
My pseudo name shall be "Emma" and my occupation is yet to be determined. Just as in Real Life!!! Can't get a job until I find a place to live. So I'll make good use of time and write this story in the meantime. Truth is stranger than fiction...
Peace and Prosperity to all in the coming year!
PR
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Date: | Mon, 17 Dec 2007 13:04:27 -0800 (PST) |
From: | "PR" <jayoubetyou@yahoo.com> |
Subject: | Christmas is coming... |
To: | Beth |
Hi Beth,
I'll bet you are ready for the holiday season to be over!! I'm busy with various projects and going to the Keys to visit the Family for Christmas. Should be quite the interesting gathering.
Your name was mentioned in another series of emails a few months ago as one who also saw this alleged "Missing Persons" report filed on me sometime this summer mentioned below. Is that correct? If so, would you happen to have a copy? Would it also be listed with the FBI, if no one is able to recall which Police station might have it on file?
Anna claims she filed one somewhere in California, but couldn't recall any details, and said she doesn't have a copy. Eric said Anna showed him a copy when she was in Juneau in July on her cruise, but he doesn't have a copy either. I haven't been "Missing" so I am mystified as to why people claim I was, yet fail to produce documents which they say existed, and refuse to answer my questions regarding details and specifics.
I'm writing a book, and it's taken on a life of its own. It will be written with my usual humor and style, just a tiny preview is in blue below. The incidences of backpedaling, inconsistencies, and unusual behaviors by many are too numerous to list, you'll have to wait for the book! I'm adding a line in green to yours, it didn't carry over to Mark's in the cut and paste, and I corrected a typo.
All true, and all from the lips and keyboards of my family. If nobody else finds Gail's words, actions, and behaviors to be suspicious; then they need a reality check. You have always wondered how we Sanders, and Gail especially, was paying her bills. And she hasn't denied to be working for the KGB, or any other agency either. In her own words "Off to my "cover" day job at OMITTED BY PMR.
But unlikely, as why would they hire a dingbat who keeps blowing her own cover? Unfortunately, I can't prove anything, and wouldn't want to have to finger my own sister to the FBI, so I am off the hook on that. Which means my book may have to written as "Fiction", and her name will be Natasha, as a double agent, KGB and ?? Either way, it's one fantastic story!!
Being as you know all of us, and your name was thrown into the hat by others, I thought you'd find this amusing.
I'll have email on the road, so fill me in about the Missing Persons report as soon as you can, please. It shall be Exhibit A.
Thanks! PR
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Hi Mark,
Again, Who did Jewel contact? How, and when?
The only "help" I need is for people to answer my questions about their words and actions. Please do your part in assisting me by answering the above questions.
Yes, the facts and the truth are so astonishing, I find them to be rather bizarre and almost unbelievable myself.
Love, PR
MARK wrote:
I'm done. I told you my thoughts, and if you choose not to get help, then that is your business. I have no idea what you are trying to say about lies, spies, and films. So, don't send me any more information; because I have no idea what you are talking about and I find it to be bizarre thinking on your part.
Love,
Mark
______________________________________Hi Mark,
Jewel is the one that got in touch with us to let us know you were missing.
There are no hidden cameras around either.
Nobody understands why you had dildos and posters on your car either.
There is no strange behavior either.
Please, get some counseling.
Love,
Mark
Date: | Sun, 16 Dec 2007 10:15:36 -0800 (PST) |
From: | "PR" <jayoubetyou@yahoo.com> ![]() ![]() |
Subject: | Re: Christmas is coming... |
To: | MARK |
Paula,Ha!! What a great one line response, Mark. As I always say, "brevity and clarity."
You need to get yourself some psychiatric help and shouldn't come to Florida to ruin Christmas for everyone with your paranoid gibberish about the government agents watching you.
None of this is funny; and I don't want to see you when you are acting like this. Please get some professional help.
Love,
Mark
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From: | MARK ![]() ![]() |
Date: | Sat, 15 Dec 2007 16:10:55 EST |
Subject: | Re: Christmas is coming... |
To: | jayoubetyou@yahoo.com, ANNA, Gail |
Date: | Sat, 15 Dec 2007 11:28:54 -0800 (PST) |
From: | "PR" <jayoubetyou@yahoo.com> ![]() ![]() |
Subject: | Christmas is coming... |
To: | "anna" <>, "mark" <>, "gail" <> |
Ohayou gozaimasu!
Zdravstvuite!
Hyvää päivää!
Do you have the tree up yet Anna? Real Tree Smell, gotta love it. Beats "Low Tide" any day. Anybody made Mom's fruitcake receipe yet? Hers is about the best around.
Haven't heard back from any of you about character names, so keep thinking about what you'd like to named, in case the story has to be published as "Fiction" instead of "Historical, or True Crime." My preference was not to involve our family, but the story has morphed into such a bonanza of true facts and details, that it's impossible not to include all of us.
I've asked around a bit, and it appears that the shopping cart set up is one of the "markers" used by survelliance teams (criminal, private, and law enforcement) to place a person in an area, which can then be
edited to suit. Wow!! is that true, Anna, and did AST ever "create" evidence when you were a Trooper?
One would like to believe that law enforcement personnel are upholding the laws, not breaking them. Apparently, that is very naive thinking on my part, according to "sources." I've seen hundreds of shopping carts in the last several months, so that's "quite an operation" aimed at "someone." And the Homeless leave them be, which is what aroused my curiousity in the first place. Hhhhmmmmm.....
Gail, did you share the summary of the "Trip to Tarzana" with anyone yet? And why would my own family want to set me up for something? Unless they were hiding something themselves, or being paid to, or coerced into cooperating by??? CIA, FBI, NSA, Military intelligence, Big Oil??
At least the FBI will have a few people to interview if items which were mine appear mysteriously, or under unusual circumstances at places I might or might not have been.
Oh, if I have it all wrong; I'm all ears for what those few incidences were about. And any of the numerous odd situations anyone wants to explain. So that we are all on the same page, so to speak. Otherwise, everything will be in the book, as it happened. Including the people
who were all there in Florida in September; Nelson, Bevin, Sharkey, etc. Nelson will FINALLY get his "15 minutes of Fame"
in my book, which is good in case his filmmaking career never pans out.
No need to create details, or make things up. What a story our family is! Mark, get out the video camera and please pass the "licorice."
And where is HQ? I couldn't figure out the satellite linkage to the receiver. Langley? DC? Osaka? Moscow?
Everybody, all in sync now--window shades at 1/2 way mark upon departure!
Looking forward to seeing everyone!
Over and Out.
Love, PR
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Subject: | RE: Shannon's birthday |
Date: | Wed, 26 Sep 2007 00:14:41 -0800 |
From: | "Beth |
To: | "Paula Rose" <starpmr@yahoo.com> |
CC: | jayoubetyou@yahoo.com |
Sent to both emails. Don’t get me started on my email mess at home. So we are in the same boat there.
A date? Wow, hope it turns out well or at least he buys.
I’m quite impressed that you called your mom. Will wonders never cease! Hopefully she was pleased with the call and not full of aches and pains that Gail seems to always gets when she calls her.
I know it must be hard to make a decision where to go. I’m sure you are torn just because everyone is so far away. Too bad the US isn’t a little smaller. I understand the vibe of a place. I’ve been to places also that just felt good or rather peaceful. Not that LA is peaceful, but I imagine it is the same idea.
I am busy covering over 2 weeks of email at work. It is tedious to say the least. Glad to have a personal one in there. It was good to talk to you also. Actually to the whole clan. Sorry I missed Gail.
I’m sorry I will miss the pancake battle. I haven’t been speared by a fork in the back of my hand for some time now.
Take care and thanks for the email,
Beth
From: Paula Rose [mailto:starpmr@yahoo.com]
Sent: Tuesday, September 25, 2007 1:42 PM
To: Beth
Subject: RE: Shannon 's birthday
Yes, most of the "tribe" is here, Gail and 3 of her friends from Charlotte are visiting also. You can imagine the Sanders' slams and commentary... I saw your Mom in the airport on my way to Vegas; thought about living there and taking a few classes, but it was too brown. Need hills and trees for my photoing.
Thought about moving to KW for the winter, being as Eric and the girls will be here for Xmas, but think I have changed my mind. Been here almost a week, and might stay another; then head back to L.A. Anna and Rob have been very generous with their home and vehicle, but I like to stick to the "family and fish" rule. That is not being "Indecisive" it's called "Keeping My Options Open." And I have a date lined up here for later this week, that'll be an experience. Can't recall the last date I had who was worthy of a second....Not that I'm picky or anything!!! David is his name, he and Anna had a brief fling several years ago; he's nice and well mannered, intelligent, etc. So what the hell, dinner and conversation will be good!!!
I really like the vibe of L.A. think I'll become an Official resident of CA, register my car and get a CA DL. Have to find a clean and comfy place to live there first, which can be tricky, so many weird and flaky people out there, but I have faith in God and the "Universe" that the right match will turn up.
Today is Anna's and my Mom's birthdays, and Jim's (Gail's new roommate and roMANce) too. I actually phoned my Mom a few hours ago, to say Happy Birthday. Yes, really. Pick yourself up off the floor; I am trying to be the Bigger Person, and not hold grudges.
My new email is jayoubetyou@yahoo.com although this email seems to be working again; don't let me get started on my computer issues; neither of us have time to hear all that!! New phone is 702-XXX-XXXX (PMR deleted), my pile of tech debris is high and the Exasperating Electronic Exercises in futility and patience pushing are seemingly endless. Lovin' Life though, and that's a positive.
How's everything in J town and with you?
Beth wrote:
Sorry I missed you, Paula. I am just now getting this as I have been on vacation. I understand you are in the land of the sun at Anna’s.
beth
From: Paula Rose [mailto:starpmr@yahoo.com]
Sent: Sunday, September 09, 2007 1:26 PM
To: BethSubject: RE: Shannon 's birthday
It was just like Old Times!! Started out OK, then she got on my cranky side big time. Too much Gail Cheerfulness and not in sync with my personality and mood.
I'm planning to be back in J town soon for a Surprise visit (checking for flights just now.) Hope to see you if you're not too busy. I'll plan to stay at Eric's if it works for him, so I can be with Claire. Hope you all and the boys are doing well.
Subject: RE: Shannon's birthday Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2007 18:36:45 -0800 From: "Beth Add to Address Book
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I have complete faith that you can get along with anyone for three days.
From: Paula Rose [mailto:starpmr@yahoo.com]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2007 5:11 PM
To: BethSubject: Re: Shannon 's birthday
Sanders Update! Gail's here at the Palace until Sunday AM; following the 3 day rule of "Fish and Family" even uninvited. At least she brought some Starbucks coffee for Jade.
YIKES!
Although we should be able to get along for that amount of time...
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Subject: Shannon's birthday Date: Mon, 20 Aug 2007 13:58:00 -0800 From: "Beth To: "Paula Rose" <starpmr@yahoo.com> Are you remembering it is Shannon ’s birthday today?
Thought I would send you a reminder.
Looking at the clouds and rain coming in.
beth
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